1. To cease all contact with a very close friend with no explanation whatsoever.
2. To be an overall shitty friend.
2. To be an overall shitty friend.
by a good better friend March 18, 2017
Get the pulling an ass penmug. " one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"
How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"
2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"
2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "
by llessur71 March 28, 2016
Get the one hand assmug. My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.
by Taintskin September 6, 2017
Get the festering ass boilmug. If you do something quickly and quietly.
by Sneaky ass bitch October 12, 2018
Get the sneaky ass bitchmug. An involuntary idiotic behavior pattern regularly followed. Regular disposition or tendency to act in a stupid manner or think or say thoroughly stupid things.
"hey man do you keep getting those urban dictionary word of the day emails from Sami?"
"yeah bro amongst a million stupid text messages about nothing, but it doesn't bother me because I know that Sami will always be a habitual dumb ass!"
"yeah bro amongst a million stupid text messages about nothing, but it doesn't bother me because I know that Sami will always be a habitual dumb ass!"
by AbdelHater August 10, 2012
Get the Habitual dumb assmug. by GunnyMan4 December 1, 2016
Get the Garfield-ass catmug. Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.
The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.
The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"
There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.
(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"
There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.
(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
by shawnesty June 29, 2012
Get the paint your assmug.