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your mom goes to college

well, my grandmother really did go to college... is that bad?
I came to urbandictionary.com looking for the meaning behind this insult, and no one knows, making it the most retarded insult, ever.
by Brooksie March 21, 2005
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get your face shit on

what happens to D1R3C7 CL4NL4N when he gets too drunk
"i heard that d1r3c7 was so drunk that some person took a shit in his open mouth while he was passed out y4 h333rrrrrddd!!"

"NIGGAS DONE SHIT IN MY MOUTH"
-D1
by fdgd February 10, 2005
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click your BiC

when you have to take a dump and it is "prarie dogging"...meaning the poop is slightly moving in and out of the butthole, where you feel you may "pinch" one off early...i guess til you can hold no longer and make it to a bathroom or unfortunately shit your pants...unless you like that sorta thing.
Ugh...i have been holding in this turd for so long. I think im clickin my BiC.
Click your BiC?
Yeah Clickin my BiC...try It! jk. No where your turd just wants to pop out and say ello mate!
by Skooby Snack February 27, 2008
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throw your back out

When a guy gives it to a girl so hard her back hurts.
Man that girl over there is so fine. I whispered in her ear and told her im going to throw your back out tonight.
by gesshowmanyarethere January 11, 2008
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get your cake up

1)is the act or process of one person or groups of persons doing something advantagous for their self
2) doing what you have to do to get by
3 trying to get what you want without having to do much else
Son u still not lift'n as much as me get your cake up nigga

Ey dawg get your cake up if u gotta cheat cheat it is wut it is u knw wut im say'n sometimes u just gotta do wut you gotta do
by Big bisquit aka Dallas January 6, 2006
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getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
by TimboG April 30, 2006
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