Poor Man's Dynamometer

A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.

I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.

The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.

by Longfingers December 21, 2010

Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

flak jacket man

The guy in your group of friends that takes the grenade.

"who takes the grenade this time?"

"Kevin hes the flak jacket man."

by nickwithkungfugrip August 21, 2010

Poor Man's Holiday

The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.

Finally!!! I'm glad today is a poor man's holiday, i've got bills to pay.

by Mr.JrKKK May 19, 2011

Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.

Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!

by Chubert October 25, 2010

Big Hit Man

A greedy person, with an oblivious disregard for sharing with those surrounding him.

Yo... Shane, stop being such a Big Hit Man and pass it over!

by Sephianoot October 12, 2008

Poor Mans Red

Removing the filter to any cigarette to give that soothing "red" flavour that any real cigarette smoker enjoys best.

Mikey D: Hey Jimmy you got any reds man, I'm out.
Jimmy: Nah man alls I got are these shitty ass Paul Maul Blues...Hold on a sec though(breaks Filter off from cigarette)... Here you go man.
Mikey D:You son a of a bitch........You're a Fucking GENIOUS!!!!...hehe poor mans red

by Isaac1200 February 15, 2013