hot girl zoom

when you zoom in while taking a selfie (normally a mirror selfie). this helps make the angle / position of your phone less awkward, while also adding a slight aesthetic vintage grain. most importantly, it decreases the quality of the image, smoothing out your skin and making you appear hotter.

“omg, you look so good in this selfie!”
“haha thanks, i used the hot girl zoom.”

by bumbleebee December 23, 2019

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Netflix and Zoom

A, usually first, movie date except online through video chat; because of coronavirus.

Since we can’t risk meeting each other to watch a movie, want to Netflix and Zoom?

by deckerinflux January 2, 2021

Mise en Zoom

“Mise en Scene” + “Zoom”

A background, either real or electronically generated, for a Zoom call intended to reflect positively on the participant.

“The author’s mise en Zoom was filled with copies of his own books.”

“My mise en Zoom makes it look like I’m calling in from Tatooine.”

by nycmurph February 6, 2021

pants for zoom

No

I am not wearing pants for zoom why would I if no ones gonna see it

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021

Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022