an extremely good-looking guy usually has a large penis but is overweight. most people don't like him regardless, but he has many friends
by davysmells1213 September 20, 2018
Get the Zach mug.Zachery is that guy you know who has such a minuscule sex drive, that he is typically called a plant around the school yard. Species of plant varies, but most commonly, they're mint plants, also known as Mentha Spicata. They are typically referred to as plant by everyone who knows them and has very little social awareness when it comes to normal human interaction.
Guy 1: "Dude, that chick's ass was fucking massive, did you check her out?"
Guy 2: "Nah, not really into that stuff"
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you, a Zachery?
Guy 2: "Nah, not really into that stuff"
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you, a Zachery?
by An Enthusiast June 1, 2019
Get the Zachery mug.well for starters he drive a cheesy/ricey mustang with a peter puffer paint job. and only listens to koon tunes and does donuts in school parking lots with unprepared passengers!! hmm...is SUPER DUPER cocky (: not a good driver (though thinks they are). gets kicked out of NHS due to drug related incidents, dumbass. and one whos mother sunbathes outside and is best friends with the one typing this up! well yea that sums up what a zachary is like (:
by Shauni5 May 30, 2011
Get the Zachary mug.A small guy in the pants. Likes to dress like a wannabe gangster. His pants are usually sagged lower than his IQ. He parties alot and thinks he is hot with the ladies. He is an LG slayer ; however he fails to succeed. He likes to think he is perfect.
Lexi : "Oh Zach is wheeling you? Don't feel special he does it to everyone"
Eva : "Oh I would never go for him anyways I heard he has a 2 incher.."
Lexi: "Yah and who tf does he think he is"
Eva : "Oh I would never go for him anyways I heard he has a 2 incher.."
Lexi: "Yah and who tf does he think he is"
by superejb27 November 21, 2014
Get the Zach mug.He's the love of my life and my other half. I love him, more than anything in this world, and I can't wait to some day spend the rest of my life with him. He's everything I've ever wanted in a guy, and I'm so grateful to be his.
by Mikenzzz September 12, 2011
Get the Zachary Allen Brown mug.Why can't I have a butt like Zach?
by fuckychucky February 24, 2017
Get the Zach mug.Zach is just one of those guys. One of those guys who you can laugh with, and watch him rage as he plays video games. He's basically a living anime character and is about 4' 9". Yeah, he's pretty badass too. Though his height is definetly not intimidating, his bad boy rep will scare you. Been suspended a couple times, no big deal because he's Zach.
Guy 1: "Dude that guy looks like he's a fictional character."
Guy 2: "Don't fuck him, it's just Zach."
Guy 2: "Don't fuck him, it's just Zach."
by teletubbysunbaby January 26, 2017
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