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festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
that hurts like a festered wookis.
festered wookis by prankstamenace January 5, 2010
Related Words

Albino Wookie 

A variant of the dirty Wookie.
When a man (or men) shaves a person bare, ejaculates all down somebody's nude body, covers them in the hair while they whine like chewy.
"Daddy, what's an albino wookie?"

"Well i'll tell you son, and then you'll realize why i can never go back to kashyyyk..."

stealth woobie 

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
stealth woobie by DivineGrace March 29, 2013

Reverse Wookie 

The process of only shaving the genital area, and allowing the rest of the body hair to grow naturally
The girl I picked up at the bar had eaten enough granola that I figured E-woks would come running out of her leg hair, but I was pleasantly surprised when I went to land the Millennium Falcon that she had sculpted the Reverse Wookie.
Reverse Wookie by BillBob67 January 5, 2014

whistling wookiee

When you shave off your cummy pubes on to your partners asshole and press them on into the shape of a wookiee, then proceed to do it in the butt until she/he farts.
Phil:After eating bean burritos while watching a star wars me and my gf decided to have anal. Needless to say I gave her a whistling wookiee. Steve: Ewww that's gross man.
whistling wookiee by tater-salad69 December 7, 2014

Nookie-wookiee 

A sex-obsessed person, especially a guy
The nookie-wookiee forgets to put away his pornography when class starts.