friends with minor benefits

These are two individuals, usually a male and a female, who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual behavior (most often masturbation but possibly other forms) without being lovers or having any long-term commitment. Usually this is done on an infrequent basis if one or the other is in need. Think of this as one possible and occasional outcome of a strong friendship between a man and a woman. I hope this definition does not offend.

While Tom and Jennifer's relationship was usually Platonic, sometimes theirs devolved into that of 'friends with minor benefits.'

by eViL pOp TaRt April 27, 2006

beast with two backs

A man and woman engaged in an act of sexual intercourse. An expression whose usage dates at least as early 1604, being mentioned in Shakespeare's Othello.

Your girlfriend and your bestfriend are making the beast with two backs.

by Lenee January 22, 2007

Fish with Titties

n. Something completely insane or nonsensical.

"You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I'm gonna let you smoke that shit up in my car."

by Cookies for Pilgrims February 27, 2008

Sex with ninjas

1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.

This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!

by Brodi The Destroyer of Worlds July 10, 2010

go somewhere with that

If someone is bugging you.. or you just dont want to here what they have to say.. you say "go somewhere with that"

Chris: Omg, did you hear about what happened last night?
Miles: What happened
Chris: Ashley and Kampell did it.
Miles: Go somewhere with that, i dont care.

by MilesInferno April 15, 2008

That One Guy With the Stuff

He's that one guy that you know, and that everyone else knows, but you don't know his name. You do know that he's that guy, not the other guy, but that one guy, you know, the one with the stuff in the thing. He also has some hair and that one thing where he goes places a lot of the time sometimes.

Tyler: Do you have the notes?
Zane: No, that one guy does.
Tyler: Which guy?
Zane: You know, that one guy with the stuff, and he has that thing with the stuff in it, not the other guy, the one who has that thing where he goes places. Do you know who I'm talking about?
Tyler: Yeah, you mean that one guy with the thing where he has hair and stuff right? I know who it is, thanks.

by TORONTO65 March 29, 2010

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.

So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER

by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010