Wind-up merchant

Dylan Evans

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant

by Shlag123 June 5, 2023

boznian and herzagovian wind turbine

The act of having anal sex while laying on top of a wind turbine in Iowa. You first go through all the positions and then you both fall off because you have parachutes and then flying into a cat orphanage.

Hey fynn, wanna go boznian and herzagovian wind turbine later today. Your mom will join.

by 6117 April 15, 2025

Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023

wind-rowed

a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.

"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

Wind instruments

When one woman is rimming a man while another woman performs head on the same man. Looking like one is playing the flute and the other is blowing the bag pipes.

I walked in too Larry's house yesterday and he was teaching wind instruments,Frankie was playing the flute while Norma was blowing the bagpipes son!

by Alright son! January 24, 2020

Wind up

As a result / the aftermath

“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”

by alexpc12309 January 15, 2023

Poppins Wind

Wind so strong it makes old ladies with umbrellas fly away.

Dude that mothafuckin poppins wind blew away my hat!!11!!11!!

by CokeHead Fred December 24, 2008