by Seikundas September 21, 2004
"I like girls who eat carrots." Said Louis Tomlinson in one of the few One Direction video diaries. He didn't mean he literally likes girls who comsume carrots but meant he likes girls who give head. if you don't know what giving head means then you're probably too young or you're just a boomer. And here's a little advice, if you don't understand what it means, DON'T ask your parents. or you're up for a very uncomfortable lecture.
Louis : i like girls who eat carrots
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
by Potato28 loubear December 23, 2020
an expression used by a person who sees someone take off their socks and has ugly toes, which we refer the toes as the dogs
by girlyjaden11 July 04, 2022
They eat pussy.
by 696969rules June 12, 2023
the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.
Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
by pantaking69 July 01, 2022
Mention this to start an argument at a social gathering or family event. This statement questions the culinary competence of the potato salad creator. An ill advised move.
While at the family get together Nigel shouted: “Who made the potato salad?” He was immediately smacked down by Shameka who found no humor in his inquiry.
by NappyHappy December 17, 2017
The title of a new reality show that aims to keep the Pinocchio-in-Chief in the limelight and to help raise funds to defray some of his dear legal costs, but he is having difficulty in getting sponsors and a TV channel to run the weekly show for him.
Cronies of the Commander in Cheat are begging him to delay the announcement of “Who Wants to Be a MAGA Millionaire?” on Truth Social until he’s cleared of most of his bigly lawsuits, which could land him behind bars and disqualify him from running as a third-time presidential candidate.
by Fasters February 06, 2023