wereasurus

A very large women with facial hair.

Did that wereasurus just buy you a drink ?

by FreaknRudy February 3, 2009

Werewolf Swatch

A patch of skin that is missed when shaving, leaving behind a spot of longer hair.

Dude, did you shave in the dark this morning? You got a huge werewolf swatch on your cheek.

by ska_zombie July 31, 2011

werewolf juice

Ball sweat

After a long,tiresome jog in a nylon sweatsuit, Dan had a river of werewolf juice running down his inner thigh.

by Iceman1124 December 22, 2013

Wereaboo

A country bumpkin or idiot that is convinced that werewolves and shapeshifters are actually a real thing and is obsessed with them. Wereaboos normally reside along the 3-13 age range, however they can get much older.

"Holy hell dude, that guy at the game store is such a damn wereaboo. I'll bet he's from northern Wisconsin."

by Ulfenjager June 5, 2016

Werewaffle

A female downstairs product of no shave November. Excessive unshorn pubic hair which becomes dreadlocked when bumping uglies with the male version, known as a wereweiner.

That werewaffle needs significant taming

by Painfulgrimace September 19, 2018

were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020

weretiger

A human that changes into a part tiger during the full moon, basically a tiger version of a werewolf. Often female, and tend to roll their rs.

“Are you a werewolf?”

“No, I’m a weretiger.”

by Bloodstream October 7, 2020