A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

by AIJT October 17, 2019

Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 8, 2016

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

Weeded Out

Used in a restaurant or work environment to describe when someone is "overwhelmed".

"I have so many orders to fulfill, I am Weeded out" "Are you okay? You look like you're weeded out."

by Karrie Bradshaw January 6, 2022

Yang Weed

Yang Weed is the massive gamer and gang weed following behind Andrew Yang, our first gamer president. If we don't want to live in a society or be oppressed, we must fight for our fellow yang weeders at all costs. Gamers rise up!

Person: Hey are you affiliated with gang weed?
You: Oh no, I have risen. I am now a part of Yang Weed.

Person: Wanna smoke some gang doinks and live in a society?
You: Hell yeah, but first, let me tell you about my passion for Yang Weed.

Person: Man I wish we had a gamer president to stop us from being oppressed.
You: You should join Yang Weed, he is a gamer like us and will help us not live in a society. The Chads will fall before us.

by I AM AN EPIC GAMER December 11, 2019

weed and seed

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex

"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."

by Ostriana December 17, 2018

The Weed Limit

The speed you drive when you're high. Tends to be about 10mph below the speed limit.

"Yo, Brodie was so fuckin' stoned last night, we were in his mom's Mazda and he was totally driving the weed limit."
"That's dope. You want to smoke?"
"No, I got to go to work at my Dad's dealership."

by lumpos grandes November 5, 2014