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War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!
by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024
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Snack Wagon

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
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Slime Wagon

A slime wagon is a soaking wet vagina with a thick viscosity.
She sat on my lap and when she got up her slime wagon left a spot on my jeans
by Dirty_Berty May 22, 2025
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Patty Wagon

Patty means ass cheeks and wagon is for riding. Thu meaning that a man rides the girl instead of the girl rising the man
by fuck your moms mom May 27, 2017
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Chillie Wagon

To squirt and/or erupt large amounts of excrement while running at high speeds. This happens more regularly to those of a Mexican disposition. Usually resulting in thunderous laughter and name calling.
Dude, did you see Gian's Chillie Wagon yesterday?

Yeah, what a fucking Mexican.
by OHMYGODIT'SNICK March 1, 2011
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Feed The Wagon

To insert ones penis into a woman's vagina.
George: Did you and Stacy hang out last night?

Bob: Yes we did.

George: Did you feed the wagon?

Bob: Yes the Wagon was well that night, try it out sometime.
by feed the wagon August 16, 2012
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Wagon Wheel

A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.
Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.
by Trudat75 November 21, 2019
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