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Urban Dictionary

1. A wondrous place of abundant knowledge. In the bible there was no tree of knowledge it was just the urban dictionary. You have most likely seen this place once or twice in your life, including right now.

2. The main source of all hipster vocabulary.

3. A place where people like me go to write definitions or look up strange words when they reach peak boredom. Helps with procrastination

Found: On the internet from most locations
(person 1) What does dictionary mean.
(person 2) Im not sure look it up in the urban dictionary.
by aManOfCopiousWisdom March 17, 2018
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urban balloon

A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
"Son, don't pick up that urban balloon. That is nasty."
by rs37917 April 14, 2009
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Urban Joy

The joy of getting a word added to the Urban Dictionary.
Yay! I got the term "Urban Joy" added to Urban Dictionary! That's quite an urban joy!
by Shadowfox December 10, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.
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Urban Disgustitionary

What you call the Urban Dictionary after searching a completely normal non-disgusting word and come up with some nasty nasty description of it that makes you never want to see the word or Urban Dictionary again.

Synonyms: Urban Disgust, Urban Ewtitionary, The Book Of Nasty Descriptions
Ewwwww..........I'm never searching anything on the Urban Disgustitionary ever again.....
by considerthefollowing June 25, 2018
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Urban Patriot

One who has a mania for the urban dictionary.
Me: URA Urban Patriot
Random Guy XII: What the what do U mean
by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

When you are on Urban Dictionary and you’re so bored that you end up typing this in and seeing this definition.
I searched up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary!
by Er... bandictionary? May 11, 2020
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