The act of someone shoving their nose into someone else's foreskin. Usually occurring after ejaculation of the sperm.
Person 1: I heard that Sally and Kyle preformed the act and process of Turtle Beaking.
Person 2: Really? Why that is a rather strange way to express each others devotion towards one another.
Person 2: Really? Why that is a rather strange way to express each others devotion towards one another.
by Korgath the Barbarian November 27, 2010
An extemely slow-moving, lazy, or sluggish person or object. Often has the phrase "at the pace of" preceeding it.
"This person in front of us is walking at the pace of an ultimate turtle"
"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"
"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"
by Amy B. November 23, 2005
When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
by ccxxii August 09, 2015
Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.
girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
by n-d-j-s November 21, 2008
Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle
i totally turtle fucked her
by master-debater66665 July 17, 2009
When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.
my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
by middlemansamiam June 29, 2011
A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds
by figpenagain March 20, 2009