Turkey Tits

Turkey Tits originated when the pilgrims first settled in America. They were crazy horny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in sexual activities with the women.

Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.

Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.

"Man, did you see that bitch's Turkey Tits??"
"Yeah breh, talk about a turn off!"

by Emica2235 May 7, 2009

turkey drop

A tragically botched up promotion or operation. This definition comes from an episode of "WKRP in Cincinatti" when the station dropped live turkeys from an airplane for a supermarket Thanksgiving Day promotion. Unfortunately, the crew didn't know that turkeys can't really fly and the birds dropped like lead weights onto the parking lot crowd.

Despite all his efforts, Bob's well-planned evening with the hot chick was a total turkey drop.

by Franni the Lunchlady December 28, 2005

jive turkey

Konnor Staples

konnor staples is the biggest jive turkey alive

by spanaway151 July 1, 2011

Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!

by penis_potato April 29, 2021

Choke The Turkey

Beating the meat on good ol' Thanksgiving.

Man, it's Thanksgiving and I couldn't be more thankful for being able to Choke the Turkey.

by TheHooligan November 27, 2010

Turkey Jerkey

1. An act of masturbation in which a female partner uses her hand to manually stimulate a man’s penis.
2. Incomplete stimulation of a man's penis.
3. Description of ANY sexual act on a female by a male partner.

1. My girlfriend gave me a turkey Jerkey in the movie theater. My popcorn now has extra butter.
2. Lisa gave me a Turkey Jerky. I had to stop her because my dick got sore.
3. Lisa came over last night for some Turkey Jerkey. She was walking funny when she left!

by Big EJW December 15, 2008

Jive Turkey

One who buys bowling shoes and can't break 90

Darryls a jive turkey

by Yoloswag4jesus December 23, 2015