tree shui

like feng shui; having to have all your ornaments on your christmas tree in the right place to be aesthetically pleasing.

Guy 1: Dude, don't put too many snowman ornaments too close together.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: It messes up the tree shui, duh.

by tunaface02023 December 20, 2009

Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!

Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!

by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015

Frosty tree

When a man or woman gets cum in there pubes

Yo joe i gave my gf a frosty tree last night

by Sub September 26, 2017

Decorating the tree

“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

by Deekp145 December 5, 2019

Aogiri Tree

A Gang organization with Origins from Pope County Arkansas mostly white and Hispanic Ethnic members rivals every gang involved in gun and drug distribution

Aogiri Tree is expanding into other county’s

by Japanese senpai July 4, 2019

Tree Boxer

A tall muscular man with stamina; a fighter; a protector; and a lover.

I can see you have found yourself a nice tree boxer young lady,
Every woman dreams of finding their tree boxer.

by Intrinsicmotiv February 19, 2018

Tree hugger

Andrew is gay and he thinks trees are men because men provide everything . He hugs trees becaused he is gay

Andrew is so gay he is a tree hugger

by Andrewlovesmen June 21, 2019