Tampage

Tampon induced anger spree, generally directed at the nearest male, although some larger Tampages have been known to annihilate small villages and towns. Symptoms include random shouting, kicking, spitting, large-scale verbal nonsense and limitless amounts of aggression. There are thought to be links between extreme cases of PMS and the early stages of a Tampage, although research into these connections is in its infancy.

i wouldn't go in there if i was you bro, she's on a massive Tampage.

by iamanimale April 20, 2011

tampa tip toe

While in the doggy style position you insert your Great toe into the woman's butthole without pulling your penis out of her vagina.

I think I got a Charlie horse giving your mother a Tampa Tip Toe last Easter.

by Leg Tat November 12, 2017

Squirrel on a Trampoline

The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.

At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .

by Haught Carl December 20, 2009

trampoo

Another word for fuck. Gay men use it when they're wishing a straight man would fuck him.

Gay guy: "If only Johnny Depp would trampoo me."

Other gay guy: "Are you serious? I'd rather be trampooed by Taylor Lautner anyday."

by britneycabrol and jonstapelton December 15, 2009

Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.

Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"

by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

Trampede

A charged up group of bullish shoppers that stampede through the doors of a store to grab every sale item in sight...

Wal Mart has decided to issue wristbands for entry into their stores on Black Friday to avoid tragic and fatal trampedes by ruthless and pushy shoppers.

by don samson December 5, 2009

Trampgash

Adjective. Can be applied to grotesque images and video (or anything) that force the depraved (generally online) masses to watch them out of pure sick/perverted curiosity (example: 2 Girls, 1 Cup)

Can also be applied to things of exquisite beauty.

"That paraplegic midget porn is pure trampgash"

Hot girl walks in: "Mmmm...trampgash...."

by K_ntface June 22, 2011