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Lesbian Doritos

Fresh popcorn cooked in vegetable oil and sprinkled with salt and nutritional Yeast
OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.
by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011
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platinum lesbian

a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no penis present.
Girl 1 - I hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they're lesbians... I'm a real lesbian, I've only been with girls.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.
by labzoo December 6, 2015
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lesbian seagull

The short butch haircut of a lesbian.
Check out ellens lesbian seagull
Now thats one killer seagull
by Reginald Roundtree July 4, 2006
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Lesbian sex

I was at my girlfriends house and I suddenly got really horny and I took my shorts and Thong off and I spread my legs apart but she says she wants to get fucked so she slowly takes her thong off and I put the strap on and she tells me go ahead so I spread her legs apart and I see her beautiful Pussy and I began to put it in and she moans”YESSSS DADDY MAKE ME CUM”and I just keep putting it in and out and she finally orgasms and I take it out licking her pussy clean then I start sucking her clit while she just keeps moaning”MHM JUST LIKE THAT DADDY”and then her parents come home and we had no clue they open her door and they see me sucking her clit and she kept telling me to keep going so I let her ride it and she looked so sexy her parents were still very shocked and her mom and dad just kept looking maybe it’s because I kept making their daughter orgasm😩
Bella:I’m so horny babe can you fuck me
Milky:yes I can you must have liked lesbian sex
by I’mamystery109 August 7, 2021
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Stereotypical lesbian

A stereotypical lesbian has that "cool" factor, which Ellen has helped elevate. They wear flannel, beanies, snapback caps, baseball tees, folksy prints and Polar fleece. The Common footwear they wear is Birkenstocks, Airwalks, chucks, or Doc Martens. They wear no Make-up or Bras. Some pants they wear are jeans, cords, jean shorts or walking shorts. lesbian usually plays softball and could be very sporty. They all own cats. Short hair is another trait if a lesbian. Are Vegetarians/vegans.
by Jeffrey Houston October 23, 2016
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Mouth Lesbian

A lesbian or bisexual that does not participate in anything but oral sex. No objects or body parts are inserted into or around the vagina. Only females engage in this activities, males are not invited.
My main squeeze is a mouth lesbian. It was great until I kissed her and caught the herp.
by RCgangsta February 24, 2010
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lesbian yaoi

Lesbian yaoi is just yaoi but with women, it's different from yuri depending on the context. It tends to be with very cliché tropes usually used in yaoi, or it just gives off the vibes
bro, kuromaya is such a good ship. I love lesbian yaoi
by junananans November 3, 2022
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