A hot carlos is when you eat a ton of mexican food, then put Saran Wrap on someone's face and shit on it. It feels really good and warm, and it is fascinating to watch the shit come out.
by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020
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Tom: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub
Angelique: aww man, yeah let's do this, it's so nice
Michael: nah bruv, that's gross
Angelique: aww man, yeah let's do this, it's so nice
Michael: nah bruv, that's gross
by FloMhmLegga November 10, 2020
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Get the bangin hot mug.A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
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Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008
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Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
by Hot Smurf September 2, 2016
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