"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.
A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"
"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"
"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"
by The Hottie with a Body April 02, 2009
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by billmchperson March 30, 2006
the juice of itch a disgusting usually homless crack addict dumbs her undueched twat syrup on a pile of stones as if she was marking her territory
by hepititus c April 04, 2016
Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.
by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010
Argument: "Lady Gaga does not have a Penis!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."
Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."
Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)
Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."
Argument: "George Bush rocks!"
Win: "Two angry camels in a tiny car."
Argument: "Rosie O'Donnel is Sexy."
Win: "Ewwwww" (There is no Logical Explanation as to how ANYONE can come up with such impossible Argument.)
Argument: "This is too long!"
Win: "Thats what she said. (Followed by:) Two angry camels in a tiny car."
by victicom May 02, 2010
when a camel with an enormous bush squirts in your mouth and erodes away the enamel from your teeth.
the other day, a camel gave me a camel enamel cunt fluff pie. i then had to go get the enamel on my teeth fixed.
by jdibanez02 March 28, 2007