something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.
from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer
from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer
by mic dundee June 24, 2007
Large fingers, characteristic of lesbians. They enjoy these large fingers in practices such as fingering and anal fisting.
Bro, you have lesbian fingers.
by HungLikeAJordan January 20, 2012
An alternate description of holding hands which reinforces its intimate aspects. Used by individuals who are feeling smothered by their significant others.
Whenever Cyriac played finger footsie with Priya, she felt like an animal in steel trap that must gnaw its appendage off to escape.
by PBMax January 11, 2008
by David S Pumpkins January 28, 2022
When you fingering a bitch with an unsanitary pussy and afterword your fingers smell like a Japanese fish market.
by 907ization January 16, 2011
A deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. Used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. Typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.
by marainey December 06, 2009
(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.
The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January
Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January
Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!
Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!
Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!
Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
by John Buckner October 09, 2011