the middle finger, the bird, flipping off, it's an obscene gesture used in the United States of America and Canada. It means basically "fuck you".
I got gas at a Sunoco station and as I drove around a corner there were stupid soccer moms holding up signs to support a school district levy set up by a bunch of greedy-ass corrupt asshole pukes who never gave the tax levy money to the schools that needed it - (during all the years I was in school we NEVER got any new updated textbooks until my senior year!). The school board is always crying for more dough and when they get it they boost their salaries. I gave those manipulative bastards the Finger Award as I drove on by. There were some propped-up children on the grass holding up some propaganda signs as well - that's child exploitation! That's wrong.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009
Get the The Finger Awardmug. something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.
from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer
from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer
by mic dundee July 23, 2007
Get the finger-longermug. An alternate description of holding hands which reinforces its intimate aspects. Used by individuals who are feeling smothered by their significant others.
Whenever Cyriac played finger footsie with Priya, she felt like an animal in steel trap that must gnaw its appendage off to escape.
by PBMax January 9, 2009
Get the finger footsiemug. Large fingers, characteristic of lesbians. They enjoy these large fingers in practices such as fingering and anal fisting.
by HungLikeAJordan February 5, 2012
Get the Lesbian Fingersmug. The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.
by The One who calls Himself I Am, Jr. February 12, 2006
Get the shitty fingersmug. The process / game involving inserting one finger in your partners Vagina at some point during the day (should she be walking around naked etc) then 10-15 minutes later when the act has been somewhat forgotten, insert the same (un washed) into her mouth.
by Leuk May 5, 2020
Get the fish fingeredmug. (n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.
The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January
Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January
Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.
Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!
Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!
Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!
Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
by John Buckner October 8, 2011
Get the Jingle Fingermug.