Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

by Treebonics January 5, 2017

dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."

Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!

by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017

wolf tickets

Prison slang for aggressive taunting. The Cabbie Homicide's writer as a teenager did a very dark form of this as he chronicled in An Eye In Shadows as he was able to also back it up too. Kealan Patrick Burke in the response of getting freight-trained had pulled a response like this. And this is his actual e-mail where he was challenging the controversial author to a fight -- "Why don't you ask Bram the Talking Wonder Dog about The Cabbie Homicide" is easy the taunt of the 2010s as it had him reminded of old shame. On twitter the war between them had exchanges of ethnic slurs toward Irish and ethnic slurs towards Italians as guinea was thrown as Taig was used on the wordpress blog and the tumblr had the tag "Bog Irish Pig." He did a Blurb in Italian to Burke where he implied Burke was queerbait.

Twitter is ground zero for selling wolf tickets as sometimes one comes across a cell-block warrior. Selling wolf tickets sometimes includes ethnic slurs, donut-puncher slurs, and some pull out racist remarks.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

ski tickets

Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff

Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow

by punxneedpie January 28, 2018

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

Nut Tickel

When your girlfriend gags on your sack and you scream STOP IT TICKELS

My girlfriend gave me the old nut tickel when we fucked

by Menice Unspoken August 25, 2018