Sperm Wars

When men play a game of tag by ejaculating on eachother

“oh shit did you just cum on me?”
“yeah bro! it’s sperm wars! you’re it! no tag backs!”

by domtopgothmomgf September 4, 2021

War Dog

One who thrives off of chaos

Man that guys a fucking War dog when it comes to business

by The baller14 August 26, 2022

Pic war

When people use photobucket to find the funniest pictures and send them to a friend, in which they send you a picture, which continues back and forth until one person surrenders because the others piture was so hillarius they just couldnt find anything better.

generaly over myspace

person:lets have a pic war!
person2:YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SAY THAT FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS!!!!

by some beastly girl June 21, 2008

War of the Monsters

Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.

I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.

by The Great Turd Burglar May 30, 2011

War Tomorrow

A fuckin kick ass punk band from Camarillo California which consists of 4 young men, the lead guitarist is cracked and can shred like a beast, the drummer has energy like no other, the bassist constantly keeps the crowd energized with his sweet moves, and the singer let's out the most aggressive yet badass voice
I love these guys.

Guy1: "Dude did you listen to the new War Tomorrow EP?"
Guy2: "WAR TOMORROW RELEASED A NEW EP!?"
Guy1: "I know right!"

by Epic nigga fart explosion March 5, 2023

Vietnam War

A war that the State Department lost, not the U.S. military. Dumbass liberal college students and hippies trying to turn our country into a communist regime at the same time didn't help, either.

After I got back from the Vietnam War, some hippie spit on my uniform and called me a baby-killing war criminal, so I broke his jaw, just to remind him that it's because of "baby-killers" like me that he has the freedom to express his thoughts, no matter how wrong or asinine those thoughts are.

by iamawesome93 June 16, 2011

war eagle

A battle cry most often heard during the fall Football season where it strikes fear into the hearts of any football team unfortunate enough to be against the Auburn Tigers.

"War Eagle fly down the field"

by name September 24, 2004