middle school toilets

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.

eww, that middle school toilets smells like old eggnog and fart bombs!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Middle Class Kardashians

People who act like and think they are Kardashians, but lack the funds.

We are pretty important, but good thing we are just. Middle Class Kardashians, If we had yachts and boats and planes, one of us would be dead.

by LizzyGlo June 14, 2020

Pikesville Middle School

An okay school in BCPS that is filled with Baltimore County people that think they are from Baltimore City, white people trying to be black, rich kids, kids zoned for Owings Mills Middle, memes, and gray sweatpants. Whether you like it or not, Pikesville Middle is a way of life.

Person 1: Oh, you go to Pikesville Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: What's it like?
Person 2: Memes, gray sweatpants, and "thugs" that live in Baltimore County

by pmsisewwwww March 26, 2019

Lincoln middle school

Lincoln is so ghetto like you got random ass people closing your lockers when you have em open for a reason! The lockers suck ass they always broke or get jammed and then the 6th graders yooo- they act like the so grown? Like kid sit your muffin sized ass down. The cafeteria... imma just not even say anything because there is no word to describe what the cafeteria is- the food is barley edible, and the salads- it’s like they grabbed a handful of leaves threw it in a plastic container with ranch and bread and called it a “healthy meal” And the people that go there- When I tell you musty I mean mUSTY. There are a few okay kids that mind they own but like whew chile. The only nice “teacher” in that school is Ms Thomas.

Rando boy: my moms sending me to Lincoln middle school
Rando boy 2: Id rather go to burleys....

by YourfuckingDEAD September 29, 2019

Lassiter middle school

A shitty ass school in Louisville Kentucky no one knows about, the teachers are wack the teacher are lame and they don’t know what their doing, the rules and dress code doesn’t make sense we walk 2 by 2 it’s dumb .

Me: I go to Lassiter middle school

Someone: what school is that?

by _m.onaae_ October 15, 2019

Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

Leonia Middle School

Originally a place where only 6th-8th graders souls would be tormented, but recently opened up so that 5th graders could experience the pain too.

the middle school is actually a cult where the lms core values are worshipped above all things on earth

we gotcha local 50% asians, drug abusers, and expired milk. come to lms today so that you can go on the bus and enjoy the cafeteria ladies yelling at you for standing up.

Principal: "You have lost RESPECT for the LMS CORE VALUES! You need to integrate responsibility, respect, perseverance, integrity, and community in your lives, and this is why we are spending time here, giving a speech no one will care about, and taking your gym time away."

Leonia victim #1: "Dude Leonia Middle School sucks"

Leonia victim #2: "I found mold in my taco yesterday"

by 20dollarsSuperCash April 20, 2023