gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob

My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night

by XxRedxX May 28, 2023

log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

Oregon logging truck

Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole

Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.

by RodneyRUX March 14, 2019

Polish Meat Log

It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself

"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"

by Chaseroonee July 15, 2015

Jasmin+LOg=emo

A emo girl who wants to kill herself.
She prides herself in riding Gage

Ugh it is Jasmin+Log=emo

by Keyple March 16, 2022

kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016

To Build a Log Cabin

To go take a shit. This term is used because it sounds cleaner and more user friendly than the term "poop".

"Be right back I'm 'bout to build a log cabin real quick"
"Aight bro"

by Randall Evanston October 10, 2015