Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.

Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!

by toninatho April 11, 2019

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

Deuce Revenant

A rapper from Peroria, Illinois who has some sick bars and spits fire. He likes to work hard and party even harder.

Have you heard some of that new Deuce Revenant?

by travelD January 26, 2023

Deuce

Action word for an action used only to describe a feeling

Oh my deuce

by Hewishrjaihreb November 8, 2023

Deuces

Mom thinks it means poop but it really means see ya later

Owen, “deuces!”

by austin123456 November 10, 2022

Deuce

Usually used as a greeting, a complimenting or derogatory statement. Used in many different contexts. It is can be used anywhere and anytime of your choosing. Some have even described it as the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. This is Gods gift to us as a universal word.

How you Deucin?, Your such a Deuchole/Deucebag, That ice cream was the Deuce!, What the Deuce?, Aww, Deuce!, Whats crackin Deuce?

by bojangles69allday September 22, 2010