bingo club

A group of old people

Oh look, there goes the bingo club.

by ChurchGirl101 October 17, 2020

Club Horizontal

n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.

Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?

Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!

by paulinSJ November 30, 2019

Club Singularity

The point at which the density of a dance floor at a club, party, etc. matches that of a collapsing neutron star. A nasty, sweaty neutron star.

Brodouche: "Bruh, you should get out there and try to get some."
Wallflower: "No way, there's too much twerking and grinding; we've hit club singularity in here!"

by ihatethat November 16, 2013

Joke club

Chelsea

Chelsea are a joke club who bottled the final of the fa cup.

by wagwarnblud May 15, 2021

Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

wmwng club

“white men with no game club”
This club is for white men where having no game is part of their genes. These men come in packs and are very common in the wild. They all have some weird niche hobby that is the only thing that makes them unique.

Welcome Ryan to the wmwng club! He sold his 4th bag of the month yesterday which was enough to make his application very valuable.

by CamelCaseIsCool January 13, 2023

armadillet club

a club where dumb asses join together and make up stupid theories that obviously aren't bloody true... for example saying 'Piglet' from 'whinnie the pooh' is an armadillo when it's clearly called 'PIGlet' for a gosh darn reason. these people should be banned from the world, thank you.

Carlos thought Piglet was an armadillo, he must be part of the armadillet club, what a dumb ass.

by oh puh-leeze July 7, 2018