pop a shard

The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.

"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"

by teenwolf11021981 July 15, 2016

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Pop 'ems

A delicious, glazed, doughnut-hole snack treat manufactured by the Entenmann's company. Also available in powdered.

Upon the realization that no one will allow a middle-aged, comic book reading, stoner freak who lives in his parents basement as the franchise manager to the leading bacon, marshmallow, and cheese milkshake manufacturing company run by large breasted Asian prostitutes in the standard issue uniform of wet t-shirts, g-strings, and stiletto heels, I crumbled into a metaphorical cocoon of unceasing apathy and soul crushing defeat as I watched my bootleg DVD of Krull, wept, and fantasized, once more, about taking a nail gun and going to town on the patrons of the local Blimpies...and eating Pop 'ems!

by Razorglove February 5, 2010

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Pop Skank

Any pop artist that possesses little to no talent and makes a ton of money from their sheeple fans. Often exploited to gain as much shekel from the goyims, pop skanks are very similar to cRap/sh*t hop artists that also possesses no talent whatsoever aside from creating catchy, buffoonish, "songs" that talks about misogyny and how much wealth they have attained through drug-dealing and killing people.

Girl 1: I had no idea lady gaga plays the piano.
Girl 2: Yeah, she actually has real musical talent compared to that pop skank Iggy Azalea

by Miriam Defensor Santiago December 29, 2014

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Popped Tire

When you fart in a girl's face while she's giving you a rim job.

Man 1: Shelia is really into rim jobs so you may get lucky!

Man 2: I just ate Taco Bell so she may be getting a popped tire.

by Dming98 August 30, 2014

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Cheevo Popped

When you unlock one achievement in a new xbox game and are forced to 100% it now that it is on your record. Often the bane of OCD gamers.

I started Chromehounds and realized the servers were shutdown, it was too late, my cheevo popped.

by CheevoPoppers October 15, 2012

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pop rivet

Flexing your kegel dick muscles while erect and inside an orifice

"...Oh man, not only did I have sex with that girl, I pop riveted her."
"...what the hell is pop rivet?"
"I pumped blood into my dick while inside her...duh"

by gooch14 September 30, 2015

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