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Jayden Mario

A happy and pure lil' wolf-masked guy that has a void under his mask for some reason! He also may own a parody account named @Wolfmaskedvoid.
Person 1: Hey, whatcha' doing?
Person 2: Oh, watching this OC parody called "Wolfmaskedvoid"! It's about this guy named Jayden Mario, where he-
Person 3: Nope, already lost interest.
by FazwolfArtist October 24, 2020
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Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.
Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.
by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019
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Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025
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Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play
P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea
by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023
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Mario dezio

Male who can be both douchey and interested in mainly men. Can be super cool and fun to hang out with but also hide in the closet.
Dude, that guy is acting like such a mario dezio.
by Violet summerss May 6, 2022
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Unfair Mario

The flash game in which people rage because it is too hard.
Guy 1: WHY CANT I BEAT THE FIRST LEVEL OF UNFAIR MARIO?
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ March 30, 2021
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Marios

The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).
It's not an ogre Marios.
It's never ogre.
by Shrek is love i say, S is life November 20, 2021
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