A pretentious prick who uses his friends to get laid, then ruins their reputation to get even more laid until he dies of several STD's unknown to mankind.
by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022
by Slusgsandbullyd1337 November 24, 2017
A person who takes great delight in viewing military aircraft. The desire to capture an image of military aircraft leads to an 'Ian' spending much of their time plotting the best locations, analysing radio transmitted messages & sharing with like minded people
As the typhoon circled in the sky 'Ian' was poised & ready to capture its image.
Ian was excited to hear the distant rumble of an F15 approaching the base.
Ian was excited to hear the distant rumble of an F15 approaching the base.
by AIKNIGHT March 16, 2023
Wants to experiment with butt stuff but won’t admit it. Cares about his lifted Ford F350 more than you. Definitely a tit man. Eats a lot but never gains any weight. Keeps his money in a coffee can because he doesn’t trust banks. Thinks coffee is a hard drug but has a massive wang and shaves his pits
Damn my ass looks so phat in these tie dyed booty shorts…
Yeah you look like Ian when he worked at the gay club
Yeah you look like Ian when he worked at the gay club
by iankatulski December 08, 2021
Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?
by Wickedia November 19, 2018