Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.

Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.

by Angie Says So June 06, 2015

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 16, 2017

Flat Shtick

Flat Shtick i.e The Penis.

Aww lad, she's mint.She'd get some amount of the Flat shtick!
to give someone the flat shtick meaning to have intercourse with a young female(YUSS).

by Lang Xieu November 09, 2014

Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass

Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.

by wower321322 November 16, 2023

Flat Earthers

A group of people with mental disoders who think that the earth is flat.

It is a known fact that they have a combined IQ of 5 and everyone hates them

Flat Earthers are stupid as fuck

by ChoccyMilkIsGood September 18, 2022

Flat Earther

Someone named Claudius

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.

by RoundEarther February 13, 2024

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 05, 2023