FAP

the noise made when sarah hits her head on the wall

god sarah is going to get a concussion if she doesn't cease and desist the FAP

by shlickmuhdoggen October 7, 2018

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fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth

I love that awesome fap taxi ride

by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014

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Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.

Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.

by ZepherFish March 8, 2024

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Fapped

Somebody masturbated,

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped

by DragonLion February 17, 2020

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Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

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Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

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