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Cottage cheeks

When that ass is looking right in leggings, but upon removal of leggings that ass is sloppy cottage cheese.
That ass lookin right, to bad they cottage cheeks when she in bed.
Betty got some cottage cheeks.
by Littleshsdevil September 26, 2019
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puffed-cheeks splutter

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.
It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
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I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks

When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.
by nigga_whipper July 6, 2024
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Cheek Virgin

Someone who has never been kissed even on the cheek by someone of the opposite gender
"yeah... i'm a cheek virgin :("
by issou September 26, 2018
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Boo boo cheeks

Your cute girlfriend with firm butt cheeks.
Hey boo boo cheeks, you lookin' hella fine today!
by iykykdontask June 27, 2022
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Cheeks

Something bad or unfortunate. Something that sucks.
Your phone broke? That's cheeks.
by Tripsy March 12, 2021
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middle cheek leak

A atrocious fart that comes out your buttox between your right and left booty cheeks. To prevent sound you lean forward and shove your buttox backward, then sit as fast as you can, flat, to prevent a really ear-rippling sound that your comrades will hear.
Johnny hit a middle cheek leak in the middle of class and his ass cheeks wobbled back and forth.

The whole class turned to Johnny cause he forgot to sit down fast, and everyone heard and smelt his atrocious fart.

"Yo, Johnny just hit a middle cheek leak"
by Ghostluvr December 7, 2022
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