Canadian History

Canadian Ritual, To recieve or administer an Enema using Maple Syrup, typically while biting down on a Hockey Puck to withstand the immense satisfaction.
"Wanna use my beer bong for a little Canadian History Eh"
"I'll go get the puck...Eh"
by The Hawkeye February 05, 2010
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Canadian Hug

The act of binding and raping a Dog.
What are you doing to that dog?
Giving him a Canadian hug.
by The Salty Walrus August 25, 2010
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Special Canadian

A word that is used by Americans to descirbe the best Canadian. Use with caution, for other Canadians may get jealous when an American calls their friend a Special Canadian.
John called Bob a bastard when Bob called Suzy his Special Canadian.
by A Canadian August 08, 2004
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Canadian History

Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
The MVP of the NHL championship, usually celelbrates with a canadian history.
by Asszeasdgasdfasrhgawef February 13, 2010
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ugly canadian

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.
Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".
by Bill the Cat May 06, 2008
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Canadian Football

Wants to be the NFL but I dont think canadians know the field is way to big shhh dont tell them yet oh and they get everyone who cant make it in the NFL
by T8KEM August 17, 2005
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