cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021

cat on crack

Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.

"Hello cat on crack."

by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006

cat voice

a condescending cutesy voice that people use when conversing with their cat.

I didn't think I had a cat voice, until I got a cat: "heyy kitty-kitty, my baby, baby kitty, mmmmm helloo, yess, my bebbeee (etc)"

by annelise247 November 21, 2007

cat imp

Short for "categorical imperative", Kant's famous term for the foundation of moral philosophy but also applicable more generally, also the name of a small mythical trickster; ie, suggesting the link between "goodness", rigor, etc. and trickery.

"The cat imps of philosophy are constantly shifting."
"This view suggests a new understanding of our cat imp."

by q335r49 June 18, 2013

groovy cat

1. One who is exceptionally excellent.

2. One who performs some outstanding task.

Person 1: Watch out, there are traps ahead in this instance.
Person 2: Nah, I already disabled everything in this dungeon.
Person 3: Nice job, groovy cat!

by Yareb October 15, 2011

cheeseburger cat

An orange cat. he looks almost exactly like Tony the Tiger. He's a naughty little bastard! When he walks he leaves a trail of random orange things behind him.

HOLY SHIT DUDE! Its the CheeseBurger Cat!

by MasterSizzlin32 April 16, 2019