Blackout-cum

An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.
Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!
by snickered April 05, 2016
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Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.
Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"
by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022
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Cum wubbly

Something you call someone that can mean anything you want
Mochi you cum wubbly
by Hwiehevdveuwi October 31, 2020
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Cum hum

When a promiscuous female (or homosexual male) has had semen ejaculated into their mouth/vagina/anus so many times by many different partners that the area begins to smell like old sperm.
"Mate I took Scarlet home last night..."

"Ouch! How'd it go?"

"Not good, she had a wicked case of cum hum..."

"Not good then?"

"Oh God no, I thought I was going to throw up on her and end up churning her butter!"
by MattyHavoc December 20, 2011
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Birthday Cum

The annual creampie granted by your girlfriend while she's been taking the pill.
Hey babe, you know what day is today, time for my birthday cum!
by ImPandastick May 31, 2021
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cum wagon

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"
by carr0tcakes September 08, 2018
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Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.
I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.
by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013
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