Simp Test

A Simp Test is when a girl determines whether or not a guy is a simp.

That bitch is handing out simp testa

by Tatsumaki Pancake June 29, 2020

Creative achievement test

Oooooh! I've heard of that!

Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Now I know how YOU feel! To have everyone know your work without even knowing who you actually are? That's hilarious! Creative achievement test huh? Absolutely fucking hilarious! Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

pub test

In Australia, the Pub Test is a measurement of your general knowledge of current events, politics and sport.

That person is so thick they'd fail the pub test.

by Martybartfast January 18, 2017

whiz test

A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.

I gotta take a whiz test for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

Reaction test

Usually used with someone you are flirting with via txt or FB to:
1. Gage the extent to which you can flirt with them
2. Most importantly, provide a get put clause allowing you to Deny all knowledge of said flirtation by calling it 'a reaction test' in case things balls up
All of the above allows the tester to safely vet all conversation and then pass or fail testee. Also see 'shit test'

Bruce: I like you
Consuela: that's cool I have a boyfriend though
Bruce: I know that was just a Reaction test
Consuela: a what? Did I pass
Bruce: yeah

by Banjo Bob January 26, 2013

Thumb Test

A thumb test is when you stick your thumb in a girls mouth.. If she sucks on it, it means she wants your friend to join in. If she spits it out, it means she does not.

You passed the thumb test bro, hop in.

by Mr.CJackson January 26, 2011

Road Test

A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.

I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!

by MikesQueen October 17, 2015