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Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians
by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022
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AB Tech

a club that is talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it
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by dulapeeeep January 23, 2024
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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Tech Out

The use of an ability or technique, especially in a video game, to force you/your character into a better position, or to avoid an unwanted outcome
If you press x at just the right time when falling from a great height, you can tech out and avoid the stun and fall damage
by L. Ankotte September 24, 2021
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Tech Window

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.
At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.
by patelinator April 8, 2022
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Tech Tic Syndrome

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.
Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.
by Big_White_Ya_Know August 17, 2015
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jp tech

Another saying that retarded new gens say (it’s supposed to be boost tech)
FlingingJordan: This jp tech is op for yoinks!
Sackboy1055: nigga shut the fuck up.
by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021
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