Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.
I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!
by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014
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Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!
by His lordship and mr handsome September 06, 2024
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Taint Fuzz

The fuzzy passageway of hair also known as the rectal road located between the anal cavity and the dick's tits.
There's a dingleberry lingering in my taint fuzz. Ive been smelling it for weeks.
by Gooch Smooch December 03, 2018
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tainted stamp

When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.

The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
by AntMan December 14, 2013
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Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 10, 2019
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taint fondler

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint
by theassman February 18, 2018
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Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 27, 2024
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