data table

stupid science shit

what the fuck is a data table?

idk, you figure it out
ok

by lemonnerd69 September 18, 2017

tamzin taber

she is perfect, no other word for her. if I looked like her I don’t know how I would react.

friend: who is tamzin taber?

me: a 20 year old girl who is pretty, talented, funny and deserves the world

by garlicwillow May 26, 2020

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

set the table

to have sex, yu may also use poner la mesa (spanish translation)

Josette, have yu ever set the table?
Nooe, i havent

Do yu set the table with or with out the table cloths?
Of course i use protection lol.

by Bosco =] February 23, 2009

Old Glass Table

What you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a glass table and take a photo from below.

If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.

A: "This guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his Internet isn’t working."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."

by OldGlassTable November 10, 2009

Farm to table (FTT)

Tossing ones salad.

She keeps it fresh with minty butt wipes because she loves when guys go farm to table (FTT).

by RileyCan April 19, 2018

pay under the table

Paying cash

Do you guys pay under the table ?

by Nxtv.jaay October 23, 2017