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Thistle tail

Used as an adjective to describe someone with straight hips and no curves.
by Abby Dude February 5, 2018
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Snail Tail

The backside equivalent to the 'Snail Trail'. A trail of hair formed up the back leading from a typically hairy crack. The hairier the crack, the more substantial the Snail Tail.
"Geez, Matt has the furriest Snail Tail I've ever seen."
by ChillSloth2 March 12, 2022
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tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.
yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear
by colbyzach September 27, 2021
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Tuff Tail

patch of hair at your tail bone. Missed spot ;)
He/She had a tuff tail...
by queen_ofspades January 17, 2018
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But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
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Laotian rat tail

Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.

Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.

Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.

Person 2: Uh, my bad.
by Glok November 13, 2018
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twisting your tail

a) masturbating in public

b0 working your tail off to get something done, but unfortunately, achieving no results, or not the results that you hoped.
in terms of definition a) what your are doing is socially inappropriate, so stop twisting your tail. in definition b) if all you are doing is twisting your tail, you may be doing something wrong, and that is why you are not achieving any results.
by Sexydimma January 22, 2015
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