Suicide boner

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.

John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.

by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

suicide head

the act of sucking a mans dick, who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car, while you are driving (foot on the pedal) and he steers while you are pleasuring him. Suicide head.

"I gave him a awesome hand job driving down the freeway then followed it up with suicide head"

by lwells January 11, 2012

Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...

Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"

by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018

Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

by Duke L July 12, 2017

suicide congo

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.

Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."

by Lloydachris Banksamus May 18, 2014

Political suicide

(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.

Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide

by Sexydimma March 27, 2021

inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.

Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.

by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017