Someone mixed who thinks they got shit cuz they are half back. They commonly scream nigga and try to square up. The only way to repel the faggots are to spray water at their bitch ass
by 9iner9iner I broke my dick September 16, 2019
Get the Stoner Dogmug. the slice of bread at both ends of a loaf of bread that gets saved for all the friends and strangers that come to your house, smoke weed and get the munchies. Usually paired with peanut butter or cheetos and marshmellows.
Kumar: Yo Doug, can i get the stoner slice, i brought my own peanut butter bro, im in another dimension and need to munch the fuck out
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
Doug: Yea Kumarion, take it
by Kumar Ramukenstein May 27, 2011
Get the stoner slicemug. Stoner someone who smoke a lot of cannabis to open his mind. As a stoner i can say that you see everything from a different perspective when you're stoned. It's all natural, spiritual, positive vides. With my friends stoners each time we smoke we have different vibes, ideas and dreams. But we don't have a big sum of money or great power among society so we just can't make all of our dreams come true, dreams which would benefit the society from which we are rejected. Being a stoner is the best thing that ever happened in my life...
Friends: bla bla bla bla
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
by Samy Black September 22, 2015
Get the stonermug. A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.
*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010
Get the stoneritismug. A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want
1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to
2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky
1st Stoner: who rocky
2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock
1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine
2nd Stoner: sure
1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle
2nd Stoner: sup merlin
1st
2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky
1st Stoner: who rocky
2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock
1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine
2nd Stoner: sure
1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle
2nd Stoner: sup merlin
1st
by anonymous December 9, 2022
Get the Imaginary stoner friendmug. When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.
Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.
by zipideedoohdah January 14, 2010
Get the stoner swipemug. 