Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.

"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."

by DESERTxSPIDER April 15, 2016

Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot

God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain

by Lord Plankus June 1, 2016

Ya Poop Stain

Pronounced 'ya-pop-stain' in a Scottish accent, this is a phrase used in exasperation towards a nub bucket who has done something stupid.

"Calm your tits, ya poop stain!"
"Don't be such a nub bucket, ya poop stain."

by NamiPants August 11, 2016

utter wank stain

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.

That guy rick is an utter wank stain.

by Sheggles2point0 April 22, 2018

chamber of stains

The jack off room of a strip club or adult store

bill had a good time in the chamber of stains

by adambomb76 May 24, 2018

Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019

Drainer and stainer

drainer and stainer:
Vulva and anus

‘dogs were sniffing around my drainer and stainer ...’ Courtesy of Kate McKinnon on SNL

by Bartledoo April 22, 2020