shitty dudes

A person, male or female, not up to par on his game.
A person who only cares for himself, or for the wellbeing of himself.
Doesn't give a fuck about anyone, not even his friends.

John: "Hey Bill did you pick up your brother from soccer?"
Bill: "Nah, I decied to go and get fucked up instead!"
John: "What a SHITTY DUDE! He had to walk home five miles in the rain!"

by Z-bo May 31, 2005

shitty

a sympathetic offering akin to 'sorry to hear that'

neighbour Man, I ran over my mother-in-law's chijuaua with the lawnmower yesterday. She is going to have a fit over it after she finishes replanting her garden. Look, man do you think I could sleep in your garage tonight?

you huh, what? Oh, shitty. Sure, I guess so.

by extremely agitated June 19, 2009

shittytits

exclamation of frustration.

OH SHITTYTITS!!!

by bread infection November 22, 2009

shittyness

When your work is shitty but you tried your best

This is my first time trying to define something...sorry for my shittyness

by Jfc don't ask July 29, 2016

The Spitting Camel

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."

by mopper January 11, 2011

Shitty-nati

Stands for the city of Cincinnati, Ohio.
You would get it if you lived her/came to visit:)

"I WOULD just go to the store and buy an outfit for tonight but seeing as I live in Shitty-nati, Ohio I will have to wait to do any good shopping 'til I'm back in the Chi"

by j.mags May 13, 2008

Shitty Grizzam

A horrible event in which only the most horrible things happen to someone, by the most grizzled and horrible people. Often applicable to horror movies, car wrecks, etc..Often used as a response to create dark humor.

Oh man, that was the shitty grizzam!

by Skrewbox April 3, 2009