Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion

"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"

by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025

Spanish fireball

Dipping your balls in Tequila and lighting them on fire to burn your pubic hair

I’m going to give myself a Spanish fireball later tonight before my friends come over

by Its your daddy October 1, 2025

Spanish teacher

Either the nicest, sexiest, teacher at your school or a fat asshole… gordo puñetero. Also, often racially profiled by the F students in your class.

Scarlet: I love Edgar, he is so sexy!

Fiona: Scarlet… he is our Spanish teacher.
Scarlet: Even better.

by SullenGir1 October 17, 2025

Spanish

Refers to someone over sending messages

Someone was spanishing on Facebook

by Lemurwashere October 28, 2025

The Spanish Finger

The Spanish Finger is a gesture given to someone who has been NAUGHTY. It is equivalent to smirking while shaking one's head. To give the Spanish finger: lift your right arm, hold only your right index finger in the air, and move slightly right to left (this may be accompanied by a flirty smile if desired).

You are at a bar and a young, cocky but still cute international playboy comes up and tells you that he is taking you home later. Even though you are planning on going home with him as well, you give him The Spanish Finger to keep him on his toes. It is usually followed by a smart ass remark.

by Katerzzzzz July 17, 2007

The Spanish Complaint

Polite way of saying you have tap ass or 'tapas'.

Tegan:Is that Alicja running to the dunny again?
Megan: Yup, she got the Spanish Complaint after that dodgy kebab from last night.

by nicmac October 8, 2008

Yummy Spanish Omlette

Sex involving excessive flatulence. The yummy distinguishes it from the food dish "Spanish omlette", with the origin of the phrase being derived from the smell associated with spoiled eggs.

"Well done Lukey! Fancy a Yummy Spanish Omlette later? Mmmm!"

by Byker Groves December 13, 2012