A guy who would do anything for
pussy but never gets it. Would literally
ditch the boys to hang with the
girls just to be friendzoned and called the gay best friend. Usually named Jacob
Guy 1: omg you are really going to hang with
girls instead of the boys?
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick
wet
Guy 1: you never get
pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!