Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
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The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

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Shaking the kettle

A dangerous thing to indulge in and not knowing the outcome of it

Mindys talking to this boy who is a mystery man who doesn’t express himself so she’s “shaking the kettle” not knowing if she’ll be burned or not .

by Luciouslyrics15 April 25, 2020

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Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.

Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?

by shitweasel June 11, 2020

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Soaring Eagles are a form of pills used by young adults. Typically they are found in more highly developed urban areas where the children have access to money, in order to pay the high prices for this "street drug". They are commonly mistaken for MDMA, as they make you feel like you are flying. They only difference is those who use Soaring Eagles are said to become highly patriotic and associate themselves with bald eagles, George Washington, or JFK. They will prance around reciting the constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

Stop and smell the roses. Watch for Soaring Eagles.

by Dr. Chim Ritchalds October 19, 2020

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