Spaghetti Salad

When a woman is tossing a man's salad and her tongue gets tangled up in his long ass hole hairs.

Betty and Sal were enjoying a spaghetti salad when she was shocked by his lack of manscaping.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

Smoked Trout Salad

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.

Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.

by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011

Nova Scotian salad

A Twist on the tossed salad; the Nova Scotian Salad is the act of eating semi-digested salad from your partners anus. During the act you must wear a Viking Horn Helmet and cot your toung in fish oil.

Hey you Hoser, I'm looking to marry my girl friend, but she is hesitant, any tips?

Yeah Brah, prepare her a Nova Scotian Salad.

by Anal OPA April 24, 2018

Go eat a salad

The phrase you say to a fat kid who eats shit everyday.

Hey fat fuck go eat a salad

by LocalFatKid October 27, 2020

Min-ty Salad

The Min-ty Salad is a sex act which involves spreading the butt cheeks of a consenting sexual partner, applying toothpaste around the anus, and then swirling the area with your tongue. The effervescence of the toothpaste and tongue is pleasing to the receiver and the minty freshness is pleasing to the giver. The Min-ty Salad was popularized by an ingenious Asian man in New York City named "Min" who plays pool and may or may not loves toothpaste. Rinsing afterwards is recommend (for both parties).

I was so proud of my wife for winning that pool tournament last night; I brought a tube of toothpaste into the bedroom last night and gave her a Min-ty Salad.

by Min4Cheng August 28, 2023

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017