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Get the Roasted haunch mug.It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
Get the Roast Beef Assassin mug.An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
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December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
Get the National Sam Roasts You Day mug.December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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